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Parks & Rec, Pretty Little Liars and the Fast & Furious films all exist in the same universe
And SCANDAL WTF
Oh jeez, SCANDAL….
….and BATTLESHIP too, apparently. It’s a goddamn conspiracy
Oh god. He’s on REVENGE too. How deep does this rabbit-hole go….
Oh my god. DEXTER.
THE ACTUAL NEWS
I read an interview with this guy (who is a real news anchor), and he said he told his acting agent that he is ONLY interested in parts where he plays a new anchor. This is no coincidence. This is by design.
what is his plan
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This made me so fucking angry I have to inflict it on all of you.
what’s the punchline here
wait
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There were two professors like this in my department and I was one of like 20 people who was taught by both of them so there was a very small gang of us who knew that Professor Brick Wall and Professor Overshare were married with two kids.
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ME: I want my life to be narrated by Martin Freeman
THEM: Don’t you mean MORGAN Freeman
ME: No. I want him to sound so done and exasperated with everything I do and all the bad choices I make to be met with deadpan sarcasm.
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Know what I want more of in my fiction? “Nice Guy” villains. “Incel” villains. Villains who exhibit the most toxic aspects of current masculinity and culture and are shamed for it.
Like Tighten from Megamind.
I know it’s years old but this movie is still the best, especially because of the characterization of their villain. He receives a dozen soft no’s from Roxanne (the Lois Lane archetype), it’s suggested he’s been getting them for years, and he still pursues her even to the point of endangering her life. When he finally understands that her “no” is final, he throws a superpowered shit fit and tries to kill her and her actual love interest (Megamind) and televises it in a ploy to get sympathy (”a reminder of the night she ferociously ripped out my heart”). He has no concept of boundaries or consent, and it is shown for the vile behavior that it is.
And the thing is? I can’t remember another villain like him? Not anywhere. You could make an argument that Snape is a Nice Guy, but the narrative doesn’t criticize the behavior. To the contrary, his eternal
loveobsession with Lily is praised. Every character who comes even close to Tighten, ends up praised by the end. And I’m sick of it.Get on Megamind’s level, screenwriters.
Megamind is a great movie and I will defend it to the high heavens.
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How to smuggle a 2-liter into a movie theater
This is so funny my everything hurts from laughing so hard.
Who is this man and where can I find more of his work?John Sundquist. He is the OP too
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When you’re new to Tumblr
the applause is the notes
I’ve been on Tumblr a year and I’ve already seen so much
I’ve been on this hell site for 4 fucking years and it still never ceases to amaze me the kind of posts that pops up on here
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peter parker: holy sHIT YOU’RE—
bruce banner, sighing: yes, I’m the hu—
peter parker: THE MOST RENOWNED SCIENTIST OF THE GENERATION
peter: YOUR PICTURE IS IN MY SCHOOL!!!
bruce: my WHAT
peter, calling ned: DUDE YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHO I’M TALKING TO RIGHT NOW
ned: idk is it Mr. Stark–
peter: DR. BRUCE BANNER
ned: HOLY SHIT
bruce: what. Is happening
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